are very common around me. I am the most accident prone person it's not even cute [like in *cue mimicking voice* Twilight] or funny. Children, in real life, people don't look cute when they fall every other minute, or when they break Christmas ornaments on the hotel's Christmas tree in the lobby of the hotel. That person has to take the ornament she broke to an employee and offer to pay for what she broke. And then that person has to suffer the humiliation (well, I'm exaggerating) that comes with the employee joking that the ornament costs 300 dollars and you actually believe her.
Yup, life is hard for us clumsy people. While I do tend to brighten up peoples' days with my excessive falls and damages to property and be able to always surround myself with laughing people, I don't like being seen as "cute" or "adorable." I want to be seen as womanly ("It's a man's world out there, and to get ahead you've got to be better than a man. You've got to be a WOman! I am woman, hear me SMASH!" - Joe Walker as Umbridge, my inspiration) and tough, not cute. Because I am tough. Seriously, I beat my dad in an arm wrestling match (he didn't let me win, I know it for a fact).
Now, for my ending!!!
(That was it).
(Also, next time, I will blog about why I hate Glee, but still watch it).
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