CHAPTER 2! Update

I was too busy to blog. Which, I know, is not a big deal because I have two (count 'em, 2!) followers. Which means I am not in demand right now. Which means that I can take as much time off as  I want from blogging, and I'll be the only one missing it.


I am (hopefully) going to churn out the second chapter review tomorrow or by friday. Wish me luck. I'm going to need it.

Sleep Deprivation

I slept at 12 midnight then woke up at 3 in the morning and I am sleepy! But I can't sleep. That's all I had to say after a month of silence.

Chapter 1 - You Know What That Means!

It means that I am actually starting Halo by Alexandra somethingorother and I am not loving it. Sorry fellow teenage writer who wrote Halo (yes, you heard right! I found out she's a teenager. Not her age, just that she's a teen). 

The book starts with a quote from Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet and Beyonce's song Halo. 

 First : O, speak again, bright angel, for thou art 

           As glorious to this night, being o’er my head, 

           As is a winged messenger of heaven 

           Unto the white-upturned wond’ring eyes 

           Of mortals that fall back to gaze on him.

Second: Baby I can see your halo,

              You know you're my saving grace.

I think you can deduce which one's which. 

After that,  there's the table of contents. Then, chapter one (called Descent) starts. From now on, I will always have a specific format for how I review each chapter. Okay? Okay. Here's how it goes:

Chapter 1 : Descent

Summary : Basically. Basically. Basically, the main characters are a bunch of angel that are sent down to earth to protect humans from... I couldn't really tell what, but I'm pretty sure it's some kind of evil. The main character is Bethany, and she's like a teen angel is what I'm guessing. It's written in first person and the only thing she does say about her age is that she's young compared to the other two angels (Gabriel and Ivy). These three spend their first few weeks on earth getting used to being "confined" in human bodies (her word, not mine) and touching stuff. They are visited by a "faceless, robed mentor" sometimes who teaches them some other stuff (which they may have or may not have touched). Okay, I just found out what they are protecting humans from. It's something or someone called the Agent of Darkness. These three angels are not the only ones sent to the earth; there are supposed to be like a million in every corner of the planet. Any who, they talk to some priest called Mel (sounds better when you say Father Mel, which is what they always call him but I want to show the ridiculousness of the name) and he acts like he knows who they really are, so I will just assume that he does.
Next, Bethany tells us what they want for people to help others and believe in miracles and have faith. It says they don't necessarily want them to be good people as in go to church every Sunday ( I will say something about this later in the commentary part. I'm not allowed to in the Summary part) and whatnot.
And then... THE ROMANCE STARTS! Bethany and the other angels are taking a stroll and they meet mystery hot guy and Bethany marvels at his "beauty" (I'm dying with sarcasm here) and has to talk to him for some reason.

Now I will transition to my next part, called commentary, and start with commenting on the mystery hot guy first because this is irresistible.
 
Commentary: And he's fishing! Ah MAH GEE! He has light brown hair the "color of walnuts" with a "lustrous sheen"(<--- direct quote) that flops over his eyes that are pale, "almond shaped and a striking turquoise blue color" and "muscular legs" (ew) and an "utterly mesmerizing smile." Thank you for that barf-tastic description Alexandra. Just thank you. This is the typical hot guy that I absolutely hate. Almost every story has a guy that will look and act exactly like this one. No. I don't accept this. But that doesn't make a difference!
Remember how I said I would comment on the church thing every Sunday? Yes. I'm doing that... NOW! I don't like how this book, even in the first chapter, is taking liberties with religion. It talks about how heaven is. It's supposedly a state of just nothingness. Nothing had substance, nothing was "confined" and blah blah blah. I don't believe heaven is like that. It says that the "powers" above were helping them, but since the angels are Christian and Christianity is a monotheistic religion as far as I know, saying powers to represent one God does not make sense to me. Also, the books says Christianity is the true religion which a lot of people do not agree with. Being told that your own religion is wrong in an indirect way is not right, even if it is done through a fiction book. That is going to be and probably is a big turn off for many people when they read this book.
Another pointI have has to do with the way Alexandra has forced her two star characters to meet. So basically, Ivy, Gabriel, and Bethany are walking down the pier or beach or wherever they are, and they see whatshisname. The mystery hot guy flashes a smile at them, and then they freak out and act like they just have to talk to him or else it will be the most obvious thing in the world that they are angels. No, that's not true. Usually, the most strangers do at each other is smile. That's it. Talking makes it both people think, "This is awkward" (as stated by the boys at my school's rally today when all of them chanted this is awkward when one of the performances' music wouldn't work and they were in the same stance for some time). That bothered me so much. They didn't even need to talk. But Bethany, in her head, was all freaking out for no reason at all and would die if she didn't talk to him. It was awkward.
Did  I mention it was totes love a first sight?
Isn't that like completely DISGUSTING?
Yeah, I thought as much.
Chosen Quote: "Since when did angels worry about coming across as slightly stand-offish?"
Quote Commentary: I wouldn't know.

Sick....

I feel sick. I don't know if that's good or bad yet. The thing is, I want to miss P.E., but for every P.E. class I miss, I have to make it up with two half-hour tutorial sessions (tutorial = when students are given time to visit a teacher/ go to a classroom for help). I don't know...

Just to pass the time, I'm going say sorry to somebody I didn't mean to hurt and I'm not sure if I hurt them or not, but sorry anyways. (I'm pretty sure I did).

Good quotes from Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog:
 - As of tonight, I am in the evil league of evil, if all goes according to plan, which it will because I hold a PhD in horribleness. See you at the aftermath! Peace! but not... literally...
 - 'There's something totally different on the underneath than what's on the surface.'
' And sometimes there's a third, even deeper level and that one is the same as the top surface one.'
- The world is a mess and I just need to rule it.
-It's a brand new day and the sun is high all the ibrds are singing that you are gonna die.
- (This isn't from the sing-along blog, but since Neil Patrick Harris's character on How I Met Your Mother says this anyway, I'm going to add it) It's going to be legen - wait for it, and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the last part of this word is Dary! LEGENDARY!

Overall cool quotes that I bet you didn't know before:
-The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
-Curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back.
- The last thing I want to do is hurt you... but that's still on the list.
- The stupidity of your action is directly proportional to the number of people watching.
- "Death's got an Invisibility CLoar?" harry Interrupted again.
"So he can sneak up on people," said ROn. "Sometimes he gets bored of runing at them, flapping his arms and shreiking..."
- Don't worry. You're jsut as sane as I am - Luna Lovegood (it's funny because she's the one saying it!)
- There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. -The Hitchhiker's Guide by Douglas Adams
- Teller of untruths, thy trousers hath combusted!
- (inappopriate warning!)
Barney: A hug is like a public dry hump.
Marshall: I think you're hugging wrong.

- Marshall: Lily, I forgot my pants.
Lily: What about your backup pants?
Marshall: Last thursday, mustard incident? geez wiman you have the memory of a goldfish!

-Ted: He wants us to fight? Like with out hands or something?
Marshall: Or feet? I don't the rules!

- Marshall: Civilized people don't fight! unless it's with light sabers or something. But that's like three to five years away.

- Robin: If a guy has got scars, he's got a Robin. ANd if he's missing teeth, I'm missing my pants.
Barney: I'm missing my wisdom teeth. A Patient procedure, anesthesia, whatever. It ain't a thang.

-Marshall: I'm serious woman! Put it back in your pants.

-Marshall: Look at this guy! He's got the muscle definition of linguini.
Ted: Pshh, yeah, maybe linguini with meatballs!

- Andy: Hey Leslie I have an idea. Why don't we put Eduardo there and seal the top so that he suffocates and dies?

- And finally, our current slogent (for the city of Pawnee). Pawnee, first in friendship, fourth in obesity.
-Eduardo: Gracias!
Andy: That means... thank you?
Eduardo: Yes
ANdy: Nailed it!

- Leslie:For the las time, and I will not say this again, there will be no human or feline ashes in the time capsule.
Old Man who had a cat named turnip: Except for turnip, except for turnip...
Leslie: No chanting!

-Old woman: That's ridiculous! Why shoudl the bill of rights be in the official time capsule, but this painting of my dog is in time capsule seven?
Leslie: Well, I think pet paintings slash ashes are in time capsule four.

-Michael: What do you do with hot dogs you don't sell?
Hot dog man: We throw them away.
Michael: Instead of throwing them away later, why don't you just throw one away now? Into my mouth?

I got carried away.

I've Chosen!

I've used the most efficient, bestest way (I know that isn't grammatically correct) there is in the universe to find something: by asking it on Yahoo!Answers.
Actually, I kind of hate Yahoo!Answers, but it's helped me! Every single one of the answers recommended me Twilight, and I got 11 answers. I'm not even lying here. It was exciting. But, since a lot of people already do blog Twilight and I feel like I would kind of be writing the same things the other people wrote, I wanted to do another book.
And,fortunately, one answer had both Twilight in it, and ANOTHER book! Surprising, right?
It's called Halo by Alexandra Adornetto. Here is a summary of it that I found online:

The first in a trilogy, Halo is the story of the angel Bethany, who has been sent with two other angels posing as her older brother and sister to a small town to encourage the human residents to seek a higher purpose and drive back impending evil. But Bethany is a young angel and finds the lure of high school, earthly friends, and the love of a human boy far more temptation than she ever expected. In spite of her youth (she's 18), Adornetto has written a compelling novel of good and evil that will find an audience among girls who can't get enough of otherworldly characters and situations and heart-wrenching romance. The novel suffers a bit from too much teen angst, but the author shows definite promise.


I'm very excited. While I find all romances pointless, cliche, and stupid, I find teen romance novels the worst of the lot. Most teens don't fall in love, although they might really really really like somebody. They're usually not willing to die for somebody, and a lot of teens are not angst-ridden, boring, emos. I hate teen angst. I saw a lot of it in Twilight, and I think I'll have fun making fun of the angst in this book.


Get ready, because I'm gonna pick this book apart, word by word, and squeeze out all the juice.
No, I don't know what I meant by that.

Romance Novels

Are a plague onto the world of books. Well, most of them, I guess. I'm going to read a very popular romance novel (not Twilight because I fudging hate that) and blog one chapter of it a week. Or maybe one every two weeks. Maybe even two chapters per week. That was completely out of order. Nevermind.
You diggin' this? Good. You better. I just need to choose a romance novel. I wonder what it will be.....

Dorm Life

This will be in the same format as how I explained why I love Community. I hope you all remember how awesome I proved the show is. Now, I will be doing the same for Dorm Life. I remembered that I was meaning to make a "review" of it when I made a bonus video the actors for the web show made as video of the week.

Dorm Life

Why this web show is awesome (I need to find a word to replace awesome. It's getting repetitive)

(oh! I'll use shiatzu. Sorry Amir [from college humor]):

Second try: Why this web show is the shiatzu:

1- Shane, Gopher, and Danny B (a.k.a. Daniel Benjamin): this trio of roommates is awesome. The first time they meet, Danny B (who is very serious, as is obvious from the name) is dreading what is to come because Gopher (yes, that actually is the character's name) and Shane are such party-goers. When they are making the roommate agreement, they read a question regarding their bedtime.
-Question: When do you plan on sleeping?
Danny B: 10 o' clock.
Gopher and Shane: 4 a.m.! Dude, this year's gonna be awesome!
- The background for the upcoming quote: So there's this guy, Andy, and the whole floor crowds him and tries becoming best friends with him in season 1 because they assume he is gay. When they learn he is actually straight in the second season, they all hate him and act anti-gay people would act toward gay people, but to a straight person. It's hilarious.
Gopher: Look Andy, Im cool with you being straight and all. I just don't want to have to see it all the 
time. Shane: He made the choice.
-Gopher: I just found Shane peeing in the bathroom and by bathroom I mean library and by peeing I mean peeing.
-This is Shane's answer to almost all questions: Probly.
- Gopher: that's the risk you take with mystery hot girls. Once you take the mystery away, it's just a hot girl, and hot girls can be lame.
- Shane: I broke his heart just like he broke my leg
- Shane's rap when he finds out his assigned study buddy is asian: This studying session has been messing with the scale. Now that I have an asian man, there's no way that I can fail!

2- Courtney: is very very very shiatzu. I don't even need to explain her, the quotes I'm gonna throw at you will show how weird and cool and funny she is.
-Courtney, when asked what she would take to a deserted island: I would bring a weapon...other than my wit. I would bring a bow and arro...oh, is that two things? A bow. No, an arrow. An arrowbow. I would bring an arrowbow. Don't try to tell me that's two things. I know it's one. I've... I've seen them.
- When she is mad at her best friend and roommate, she sang to herself (very loudly): I love myself, yeah. And I love everything I have to do with myself. I'm my own best friend. I can do things with myself that no one would do with me!
- When she is still mad at her best friend and needs someone to study with, she goes to the very conservative Christian ( I think she's Amish) girl who never talks, is very shy, and sweet, and cool (Abigail), and who Gopher is in love with and says: Hello little girl. What a pretty dress you're wearing today. Can I interest you in quizzing me on my notecards? (shows a piece of candy to Abby). I'll give you a makeover. Make you look like a vice president.
-When she sees the floor playing ten fingers, she says: Oh my God, oh my God, who are you guys because I'm totally the best at this game!

3- Josh: Is a complete weirdo. He's the artistic, soulful, awesome-guy-who-pays-a-homeless-woman-to-trade-places-with-him-so-that-he-can-live-the-life-of-a-homeless-person kind of guy. He wrote his own play once, and was the only person who acted in a 3-act play which included an intermission. He was the one who said the most random and shiatzu things ever. Observe(read):
- No troubles bubbles, I just comes here to dance! ------> This doesn't make sense in context either.
- I made my roommates disappear!
- Josh: Michael, was I in your dream last night?
  Mike: Nope.
  Josh: O.K. I'll try again tonight.

-Josh: Alright all you cool cats. Heres another song to help you explore your vapid and ultimately 
fruitless carnal desires.

- Courtney and Josh just click. So, here is a great exchange of awesomeness between the two:

Josh: Truth or dare?

Courtney: Truth.

Josh: How dare you?

Courtney: Boldly.

4- Marshall: The RA of the floor. He is kind of stuck up, but only kind of. Well, actually, 
a lot. He's a buzz kill, and he's sarcastic. He's over competitive, hates Mike (who I will
tell you about later on and is Josh's roommate), and even dated Steph (the most 
enthusiastic, perky, fun-loving person on the floor who I will also tell you about later 
and doesn't match Marshall at all). Overall, he's THE SHIATZU!


-Before a game of flag football between 5-South (Marshall's floor) and their rival floor, 5-North,
each team does a chant. The RA for 5-North (i.e. the normal RA) makes a chant like this: 
"Playing football, it's what I wanna do. Diversity rocks, and so do you!"
In contrast, Marshall's chant goes like this: 'You say this with me! Prepare to die! Prepare to
die! Blood makes the grass grow! KILL KILL KILL!! Prepare to die, prepare to die..."
 Spiffy, right?
-Marshall hates hates hates Mike. If Dorm Life were The Office, then Marshall would be
Dwight, and Mike would be Jim. This is what Marshall says to Mike before the flag football
game: "I konw we got off on the wrong foot, we're both to blame. But let's put your differences
aside and win the champoinships!
-After 5-South wins the game (with Marshall punching the opposing RA in the nose to prevent
a touchdown), Marshall gives a victory speech (or sentence or something): There is no I in 
team, but there is in victory, there is in win, there is in decimation, there is in annihilate. So you
tell me what you think is more important. Click." (The click only makes sense in context)
-In a game of "Would You Rather?" Danny B asks, "Would you rather... eat cake, or eat 
ice-cream cake?" Marshall's response to that wimpy question: "No, bubble butt. Would you 
rather sneeze a fish anytime you met someone new of throw-up out of your eyeballs? Things
to consider: the world stock of seafood is gonna collapse by 2050."
-"Steph, you make me want to be a worse person."

NOW FOR THE.... 

Quick Summary of the other, equally spiffy characters of Dorm Life but who I'm too lazy to 
actually write a lot about and also give quotes for.

- There is...
- Brittney (or Brittany or something... You get the point): Is super best friends with 
Courtney, so how can she not be great? She's a lot more calm and relaxed than 
Courtney. 
- Mike: Josh's roommate, and the person Marshall hates. This should give a quick 
overview of his personality: Once, he made a "Scary Box" on Halloween. It was a 
rectangular box with a slit on the side for people to look through propped up against a 
wall close to where Marshall had dressed up as a scarecrow in an attempt to scare 
various inhabitants of the dorms. In the box, there was a post it that said, "Act scared
to mess with Marshall." People would look in the box, freak out, then walk calmly by 
Marshall, frustrating him A LOT!
- Andy: The not-gay guy everyone hates (in the second season) because he wasn't gay,
like everyone thought he was.
- Abigail: She's awesome. Gopher is in love with her, but she's engaged. She is a 
SUPER SUPER SUPER conservative Christain (she may be Amish) and probably the
last person that Gopher would fall in love with, but it all works out wonderfully. Abigail 
is one of my favorite characters. Unfortunately, since she doesn't talk much, I don't 
remember many of her quotes, and I'm too lazy to search for them.
- Steph: The girl who used to date Marshall. She's so enthusiastic and jumpy and perky
and preppy and spiffy that, when she became high in one episode, she acted like a 
normal person. It was hilarious.

I think That's about it. I'm not sure....

I've lost my blogging vibe!!! Somebody help me! I'm not funny! 
No more!

See?! 

The City Is At War

playtime for the young and rich. Ignore me if you see me cause I just don't give a ... chit.
Anywho, I love that song.
Today, I will present a playlist for running. It's gonna be awesomesauce.
It goes like: song title - artist.
- The City Is At War - Cobra Starship
- Guilty Pleasure - Cobra Starship
- Numb - Linkin Park
- Love Like Woe - The Ready Set
- Don't Trust Me - 3OH!3
- Deja Vu - 3OH!3
- In The Next Room - Neon Trees
- 1983- Neon Trees
- Grace Kelly - MIKA
- Lake Pontchartrain - Ludo
- Dirty Little Secret - All-American Rejects
- Take It Home - White Tie Affair
- Scene Change - White Tie Affair
- Stays Four The Same - The Ready Set
- Unender - The Ready Set
- Calling My Name - Neon Trees
- The Geek In The Pink - Jason Mraz

Hope you liked those. Actually, you had better have liked those. Cause if you didn't....

Also, watch this video, you can run to this too, but at a slow pace:

Women

WARNING: THIS IS AN ANGRY POST!

Why do we women act and dress and talk and basically just LIVE like we have to please men? WHY?

Why do women walk around practically naked and then say they're being feminists? I get the idea, but the idea doesn't transfer to real life well. They say that showing your body as a female empowers you and shows that you are confident. No. It doesn't. Don't women see that men want us to dress with as little covering as possible? Wearing almost no clothes just means that we are bending to their will and giving them what they want to see. Real confidence, in my opinion, is covering yourself and not doing what society dictates you must do to be a confident and empowered woman. Doesn't it feel horrible when men stare at you and make you feel disgusting? Then WHY do we insist on wearing clothes that encourage those inappropriate looks?

Another thing: why do women feel like they need to wear makeup and look pretty? For most women, it's not to look pretty around other women, but it's to standout, to give men something nice to look at, to cover flaws, to avoid being scorned for not being born looking like a goddess. Why be sad about something you CAN'T control? There are always going to be more beautiful women, so why do we vie for attention like children and compete for men? Let them come to us.

You know who I respect the most? Muslim women. It makes sense that covering yourself and only letting your family and one chosen male (husband) see your hair and body. That shows that women are sacred and will only please a man of our own choosing, not just any random pervert on the street. Muslim women don't give into the pressure from the Western community to be "confident" and not "scared" to do what they want. Seriously? It takes courage to have people do a double take just because your hair isn't showing and your whole body is covered. Covering yourself makes you a feminist in my opinion, and letting the whole world see you naked means you are just satisfying the pleasures of all men. It leaves you vulnerable an unprotected.

RANT OVER!

Bonnie, out!

Take A Look At The Girl Next Door

She's a player and a downright bore. Jesus loves her, she wants more! Say love's gonna get you down!

I found my calling! This blog will be reviews... of everything in the world!
I will be able to write a "review" about what happened to me, movie I watched, books I read, songs I listen to, etc. Basically, I will be able to write about anything I could ever want to blog, but they will all have the purpose of me "reviewing" them for the internet.
Awesomesauce.

As for the song above, it's Lollipop by Mika. GO LISTEN TO IT!
It's catchy.

I'm BORED

BUT... I have a lot of work to do.
That is why I haven't updated this, my one follower.
I feel like I have a one on one relation with you.
And, next time, I will tackle the problem of what the point of my blog is.
I'm still thinking about why people would read it...

Stop And Stare

You think you're moving but you go no where. And you'd give anything to get what's there. I become what I can't be. Oooh, do you feel me now?
Did I get that right? To my fans (which amount to zero people right now) anyone who knows the right lyrics to this song, please correct me.
It goes without saying that I love OneRepublic. Which was why I quoted their song. One day, they will become the biggest band around and most famous and most successful too. Because they DESERVE IT!
I'm currently in the process of learning their magnificent, supermegafoxyawesomehot song Secrets on the piano. Yes, yes, I'm that cool. Naww, I'm just joking. I am learning to play it on the piano, but   I'm not very good at it.
On the upper hand, I've got Paparazzi by Lady Gaga pretty much down.

My sulking time is over. Now that I have depressed myself enough, I will go and practice my mad piano skills. And by mad, I mean sad.