I've Chosen!

I've used the most efficient, bestest way (I know that isn't grammatically correct) there is in the universe to find something: by asking it on Yahoo!Answers.
Actually, I kind of hate Yahoo!Answers, but it's helped me! Every single one of the answers recommended me Twilight, and I got 11 answers. I'm not even lying here. It was exciting. But, since a lot of people already do blog Twilight and I feel like I would kind of be writing the same things the other people wrote, I wanted to do another book.
And,fortunately, one answer had both Twilight in it, and ANOTHER book! Surprising, right?
It's called Halo by Alexandra Adornetto. Here is a summary of it that I found online:

The first in a trilogy, Halo is the story of the angel Bethany, who has been sent with two other angels posing as her older brother and sister to a small town to encourage the human residents to seek a higher purpose and drive back impending evil. But Bethany is a young angel and finds the lure of high school, earthly friends, and the love of a human boy far more temptation than she ever expected. In spite of her youth (she's 18), Adornetto has written a compelling novel of good and evil that will find an audience among girls who can't get enough of otherworldly characters and situations and heart-wrenching romance. The novel suffers a bit from too much teen angst, but the author shows definite promise.


I'm very excited. While I find all romances pointless, cliche, and stupid, I find teen romance novels the worst of the lot. Most teens don't fall in love, although they might really really really like somebody. They're usually not willing to die for somebody, and a lot of teens are not angst-ridden, boring, emos. I hate teen angst. I saw a lot of it in Twilight, and I think I'll have fun making fun of the angst in this book.


Get ready, because I'm gonna pick this book apart, word by word, and squeeze out all the juice.
No, I don't know what I meant by that.

Romance Novels

Are a plague onto the world of books. Well, most of them, I guess. I'm going to read a very popular romance novel (not Twilight because I fudging hate that) and blog one chapter of it a week. Or maybe one every two weeks. Maybe even two chapters per week. That was completely out of order. Nevermind.
You diggin' this? Good. You better. I just need to choose a romance novel. I wonder what it will be.....

Dorm Life

This will be in the same format as how I explained why I love Community. I hope you all remember how awesome I proved the show is. Now, I will be doing the same for Dorm Life. I remembered that I was meaning to make a "review" of it when I made a bonus video the actors for the web show made as video of the week.

Dorm Life

Why this web show is awesome (I need to find a word to replace awesome. It's getting repetitive)

(oh! I'll use shiatzu. Sorry Amir [from college humor]):

Second try: Why this web show is the shiatzu:

1- Shane, Gopher, and Danny B (a.k.a. Daniel Benjamin): this trio of roommates is awesome. The first time they meet, Danny B (who is very serious, as is obvious from the name) is dreading what is to come because Gopher (yes, that actually is the character's name) and Shane are such party-goers. When they are making the roommate agreement, they read a question regarding their bedtime.
-Question: When do you plan on sleeping?
Danny B: 10 o' clock.
Gopher and Shane: 4 a.m.! Dude, this year's gonna be awesome!
- The background for the upcoming quote: So there's this guy, Andy, and the whole floor crowds him and tries becoming best friends with him in season 1 because they assume he is gay. When they learn he is actually straight in the second season, they all hate him and act anti-gay people would act toward gay people, but to a straight person. It's hilarious.
Gopher: Look Andy, Im cool with you being straight and all. I just don't want to have to see it all the 
time. Shane: He made the choice.
-Gopher: I just found Shane peeing in the bathroom and by bathroom I mean library and by peeing I mean peeing.
-This is Shane's answer to almost all questions: Probly.
- Gopher: that's the risk you take with mystery hot girls. Once you take the mystery away, it's just a hot girl, and hot girls can be lame.
- Shane: I broke his heart just like he broke my leg
- Shane's rap when he finds out his assigned study buddy is asian: This studying session has been messing with the scale. Now that I have an asian man, there's no way that I can fail!

2- Courtney: is very very very shiatzu. I don't even need to explain her, the quotes I'm gonna throw at you will show how weird and cool and funny she is.
-Courtney, when asked what she would take to a deserted island: I would bring a weapon...other than my wit. I would bring a bow and arro...oh, is that two things? A bow. No, an arrow. An arrowbow. I would bring an arrowbow. Don't try to tell me that's two things. I know it's one. I've... I've seen them.
- When she is mad at her best friend and roommate, she sang to herself (very loudly): I love myself, yeah. And I love everything I have to do with myself. I'm my own best friend. I can do things with myself that no one would do with me!
- When she is still mad at her best friend and needs someone to study with, she goes to the very conservative Christian ( I think she's Amish) girl who never talks, is very shy, and sweet, and cool (Abigail), and who Gopher is in love with and says: Hello little girl. What a pretty dress you're wearing today. Can I interest you in quizzing me on my notecards? (shows a piece of candy to Abby). I'll give you a makeover. Make you look like a vice president.
-When she sees the floor playing ten fingers, she says: Oh my God, oh my God, who are you guys because I'm totally the best at this game!

3- Josh: Is a complete weirdo. He's the artistic, soulful, awesome-guy-who-pays-a-homeless-woman-to-trade-places-with-him-so-that-he-can-live-the-life-of-a-homeless-person kind of guy. He wrote his own play once, and was the only person who acted in a 3-act play which included an intermission. He was the one who said the most random and shiatzu things ever. Observe(read):
- No troubles bubbles, I just comes here to dance! ------> This doesn't make sense in context either.
- I made my roommates disappear!
- Josh: Michael, was I in your dream last night?
  Mike: Nope.
  Josh: O.K. I'll try again tonight.

-Josh: Alright all you cool cats. Heres another song to help you explore your vapid and ultimately 
fruitless carnal desires.

- Courtney and Josh just click. So, here is a great exchange of awesomeness between the two:

Josh: Truth or dare?

Courtney: Truth.

Josh: How dare you?

Courtney: Boldly.

4- Marshall: The RA of the floor. He is kind of stuck up, but only kind of. Well, actually, 
a lot. He's a buzz kill, and he's sarcastic. He's over competitive, hates Mike (who I will
tell you about later on and is Josh's roommate), and even dated Steph (the most 
enthusiastic, perky, fun-loving person on the floor who I will also tell you about later 
and doesn't match Marshall at all). Overall, he's THE SHIATZU!


-Before a game of flag football between 5-South (Marshall's floor) and their rival floor, 5-North,
each team does a chant. The RA for 5-North (i.e. the normal RA) makes a chant like this: 
"Playing football, it's what I wanna do. Diversity rocks, and so do you!"
In contrast, Marshall's chant goes like this: 'You say this with me! Prepare to die! Prepare to
die! Blood makes the grass grow! KILL KILL KILL!! Prepare to die, prepare to die..."
 Spiffy, right?
-Marshall hates hates hates Mike. If Dorm Life were The Office, then Marshall would be
Dwight, and Mike would be Jim. This is what Marshall says to Mike before the flag football
game: "I konw we got off on the wrong foot, we're both to blame. But let's put your differences
aside and win the champoinships!
-After 5-South wins the game (with Marshall punching the opposing RA in the nose to prevent
a touchdown), Marshall gives a victory speech (or sentence or something): There is no I in 
team, but there is in victory, there is in win, there is in decimation, there is in annihilate. So you
tell me what you think is more important. Click." (The click only makes sense in context)
-In a game of "Would You Rather?" Danny B asks, "Would you rather... eat cake, or eat 
ice-cream cake?" Marshall's response to that wimpy question: "No, bubble butt. Would you 
rather sneeze a fish anytime you met someone new of throw-up out of your eyeballs? Things
to consider: the world stock of seafood is gonna collapse by 2050."
-"Steph, you make me want to be a worse person."

NOW FOR THE.... 

Quick Summary of the other, equally spiffy characters of Dorm Life but who I'm too lazy to 
actually write a lot about and also give quotes for.

- There is...
- Brittney (or Brittany or something... You get the point): Is super best friends with 
Courtney, so how can she not be great? She's a lot more calm and relaxed than 
Courtney. 
- Mike: Josh's roommate, and the person Marshall hates. This should give a quick 
overview of his personality: Once, he made a "Scary Box" on Halloween. It was a 
rectangular box with a slit on the side for people to look through propped up against a 
wall close to where Marshall had dressed up as a scarecrow in an attempt to scare 
various inhabitants of the dorms. In the box, there was a post it that said, "Act scared
to mess with Marshall." People would look in the box, freak out, then walk calmly by 
Marshall, frustrating him A LOT!
- Andy: The not-gay guy everyone hates (in the second season) because he wasn't gay,
like everyone thought he was.
- Abigail: She's awesome. Gopher is in love with her, but she's engaged. She is a 
SUPER SUPER SUPER conservative Christain (she may be Amish) and probably the
last person that Gopher would fall in love with, but it all works out wonderfully. Abigail 
is one of my favorite characters. Unfortunately, since she doesn't talk much, I don't 
remember many of her quotes, and I'm too lazy to search for them.
- Steph: The girl who used to date Marshall. She's so enthusiastic and jumpy and perky
and preppy and spiffy that, when she became high in one episode, she acted like a 
normal person. It was hilarious.

I think That's about it. I'm not sure....

I've lost my blogging vibe!!! Somebody help me! I'm not funny! 
No more!

See?! 

The City Is At War

playtime for the young and rich. Ignore me if you see me cause I just don't give a ... chit.
Anywho, I love that song.
Today, I will present a playlist for running. It's gonna be awesomesauce.
It goes like: song title - artist.
- The City Is At War - Cobra Starship
- Guilty Pleasure - Cobra Starship
- Numb - Linkin Park
- Love Like Woe - The Ready Set
- Don't Trust Me - 3OH!3
- Deja Vu - 3OH!3
- In The Next Room - Neon Trees
- 1983- Neon Trees
- Grace Kelly - MIKA
- Lake Pontchartrain - Ludo
- Dirty Little Secret - All-American Rejects
- Take It Home - White Tie Affair
- Scene Change - White Tie Affair
- Stays Four The Same - The Ready Set
- Unender - The Ready Set
- Calling My Name - Neon Trees
- The Geek In The Pink - Jason Mraz

Hope you liked those. Actually, you had better have liked those. Cause if you didn't....

Also, watch this video, you can run to this too, but at a slow pace:

Women

WARNING: THIS IS AN ANGRY POST!

Why do we women act and dress and talk and basically just LIVE like we have to please men? WHY?

Why do women walk around practically naked and then say they're being feminists? I get the idea, but the idea doesn't transfer to real life well. They say that showing your body as a female empowers you and shows that you are confident. No. It doesn't. Don't women see that men want us to dress with as little covering as possible? Wearing almost no clothes just means that we are bending to their will and giving them what they want to see. Real confidence, in my opinion, is covering yourself and not doing what society dictates you must do to be a confident and empowered woman. Doesn't it feel horrible when men stare at you and make you feel disgusting? Then WHY do we insist on wearing clothes that encourage those inappropriate looks?

Another thing: why do women feel like they need to wear makeup and look pretty? For most women, it's not to look pretty around other women, but it's to standout, to give men something nice to look at, to cover flaws, to avoid being scorned for not being born looking like a goddess. Why be sad about something you CAN'T control? There are always going to be more beautiful women, so why do we vie for attention like children and compete for men? Let them come to us.

You know who I respect the most? Muslim women. It makes sense that covering yourself and only letting your family and one chosen male (husband) see your hair and body. That shows that women are sacred and will only please a man of our own choosing, not just any random pervert on the street. Muslim women don't give into the pressure from the Western community to be "confident" and not "scared" to do what they want. Seriously? It takes courage to have people do a double take just because your hair isn't showing and your whole body is covered. Covering yourself makes you a feminist in my opinion, and letting the whole world see you naked means you are just satisfying the pleasures of all men. It leaves you vulnerable an unprotected.

RANT OVER!

Bonnie, out!

Take A Look At The Girl Next Door

She's a player and a downright bore. Jesus loves her, she wants more! Say love's gonna get you down!

I found my calling! This blog will be reviews... of everything in the world!
I will be able to write a "review" about what happened to me, movie I watched, books I read, songs I listen to, etc. Basically, I will be able to write about anything I could ever want to blog, but they will all have the purpose of me "reviewing" them for the internet.
Awesomesauce.

As for the song above, it's Lollipop by Mika. GO LISTEN TO IT!
It's catchy.

I'm BORED

BUT... I have a lot of work to do.
That is why I haven't updated this, my one follower.
I feel like I have a one on one relation with you.
And, next time, I will tackle the problem of what the point of my blog is.
I'm still thinking about why people would read it...

Stop And Stare

You think you're moving but you go no where. And you'd give anything to get what's there. I become what I can't be. Oooh, do you feel me now?
Did I get that right? To my fans (which amount to zero people right now) anyone who knows the right lyrics to this song, please correct me.
It goes without saying that I love OneRepublic. Which was why I quoted their song. One day, they will become the biggest band around and most famous and most successful too. Because they DESERVE IT!
I'm currently in the process of learning their magnificent, supermegafoxyawesomehot song Secrets on the piano. Yes, yes, I'm that cool. Naww, I'm just joking. I am learning to play it on the piano, but   I'm not very good at it.
On the upper hand, I've got Paparazzi by Lady Gaga pretty much down.

My sulking time is over. Now that I have depressed myself enough, I will go and practice my mad piano skills. And by mad, I mean sad.